Come gather 'round so grandma can tell you a story. I was wandering about as one does, looking for my readers. I say out loud has anyone seen my damn glasses! I can't find them. Colby just steps closer and slides them down from the TOP OF MY FUCKING HEAD. So I guess I have to die now cause I'm THAT old.
oh shit
do you need some new tennis balls for your walker?
yes. I do. I wore my balls out looking for my glasses!
Talk to me when you're looking for something that you're holding in your hand.
morbidaristocracy: did that with my phone this morning
butterflied: Mmmmhm. That's right.
I did that with my pencil in high school. I was getting MAD because I had a test to take. Stupid pencil was in my hand.
ADHD 🙃🎉🥳🎊
um. I was just in the kitchen making lunch. heading back upstairs to my office I stop abd start looking around for my phone. nick and Colby are dying laughing and I'm like WHAT. it was in my fucking hand. I quit.
its only the 24th day of 2025......
In Orange Turd years, the 25th day is like the 25th year. As John Green said recently, it's been January for months now.
AdrienGriffon: pretty much