good gravy what a time to be devoted to a deity who only eats one thing I am BROKE YOUR HONOR I WILL GIVE YOU WINE ONCE YOU PUT ME IN A FINANCIAL POSITION TO AFFORD IT
Unfortunately I probably have fifty dollars coming in the mail Right Now istg if I use my birthday money from my presbyterian grandparents to buy a libation for a false god I'm going to explode
tomorrow is a good day for non-christians everywhere (almost all my non-christian friends are either Jewish or Pagan or both and they're all gonna be up to Smth tomorrow)