istg some people's feminism is just "boys have cooties" but upgraded to include moral panic buzzwords so they don't sound like a five year old

half the "I don't care what gender my baby is I just hope they're happy and healthy" crowd when the baby comes out as trans fifteen years later and suddenly needs them to not care what gender the baby was so that they can be happy and healthy:

Rawr

I love the phrase "I couldn't tell you" because in our modern society it means "I don't know" but it does not necessarily mean that
I could also be referring to The Curse

Me every time I see someone swimming who decidedly did not ask: Keep your fINGERS TOGETHERRRRRRR

GOT THAT PENNY LOAFER SKWWEEEEEK CROSS LINOLEUM /lyr

One of the guards drew a Mega Pumpkin on the board and called it The Final Boss Pumpkin and although the cleaning list says to wipe off the whiteboard today and although I'm having to write rotation in itsy bitsy letters I haven't the heart to murder Final Boss Pumpkin

ah yes L'shana tova I forgor once again

Happy New Year ig

Phone is dying so I'm transferring all my programs to my laptop which will live forever and never die. Catch me downloading Whatsapp on my computer just so I can go yell at Brody abt Paganism without even turning my phone on I'm a jeanyus