One of the guards drew a Mega Pumpkin on the board and called it The Final Boss Pumpkin and although the cleaning list says to wipe off the whiteboard today and although I'm having to write rotation in itsy bitsy letters I haven't the heart to murder Final Boss Pumpkin
I love my guards
#myguards
Also I gotta say I have Majorly improved at greeting parties and guiding them back to the party room I'm being endearing out here
GUESS WHO JUST ENCOUNTERED MS LEAVES HER CHILDREN PLACES
/neg
istg if her kid walked faster she'd be being arrested right now
okay that I don't know for sure but like
probably
probably
only realized today also that the reason she's scolding him every time they get reunited is FOR COMING UP TO ME FOR HELP
LIKE BITCH HE IS S E V E N WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO?
I hate her
UGHHHH