better question.... how the hell am I going to masturbate?

What happened????

Ouch and

I smashed my thumb... nothing is broken, but it's swollen to the point I can't bend it

Aww, hope it heals soon but in the meantime I guess you can use the other hand for umm..stuff

that would feel like I'm cheating

desperate times...desperate measures

oh crap

IKR?

maybe use your other hand?

what about typing though? can you one hand it?

slow, but yeah

I'll be one handing lots of things the next few days

owie!!!

glad to hear it's not broken at least. Maybe you won't have to go without for very long

Ouchies! Hope you heal fast!

update.... it hurts like hell...

jeezuz - how did you manage to smash your thumb that hard? and with what?

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