I dunno, I would definitely question it.

^ and then i'd wonder why

Absolutely not. You're too addicted.

It doesn't count as quitting when you only do it while you sleep

Good morning! No, I wouldn't believe you. I think it could take your months to quit completely.

Nobody ever quits coffee

morning

Nope. Nope. No. No. No.

Good morning!

Morning & well i might believe it after you said the next day "Screw That! Coffee for Life" 

nope. good morning billly

nope