i was drunk driving this morning, right? so i saw this little stuffed bunny in the road and i fucking ran him over. i am currently taking care of the body but the feds are on my tail.
That is oddly specific.
hope Asmiralyss: it wasnt ur child
SydBoi: it better not be
Asmiralyss: it isd
Asmiralyss: sorry
SydBoi: IT IS?
Asmiralyss: YES
Asmiralyss: UR CHILD DED'
SydBoi: I AM GETTING THIS MAN 60 YEARS OF JAIL TIME
Asmiralyss: no
SydBoi: oh
SydBoi: why not
Plurkie
SHIT