i plurked your mother last night, whatcha gonna do about it champ?

just took this pic

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this app fucking sucks

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i'm wanted in 47 states for vehicular manslaughter, in the other 3 i fucked everyone's mom.

it's been a week and a half since my last update but i still plurked. the institution is on my tail and they're approaching rapidly. ive made it to the checkpoint but i have to sneak through. ill keep you posted.

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it's been about a day, and i can finally leave this dreadful place. it looks like all of the soldiers left, most likely to search for me. there's footprints everywhere. wait, these aren't human. ive gotta get out of here. ill keep you posted.