i had a dream where a customer was trying to talk to me but was mumbling the whole time and getting angry with me and i was so annoyed and rolled my eyes so hard i woke up

I'm at the point where I like guys aesthetically but the more I hear about them from family members and see them on the internet I don't really want to date them

I'm so sick of finding spider bites on my legs I'm ready to move back out

what's that? A fake relationship fic that I haven't read yet? Guess how I'm spending my night

I JUST SAW PICUTRES OF SCLERAL TATTOOS I AM SHOCKED AND DISTURBED

Two weeks ago, Chris told me he had 900 dollars he could contribute towards mom's bday couches. Today, it was 150. Looks like I'll be pitching in a bit more than I thought

i thought my balance was due on the 24th but it was the 14th ahahaha

i like that all the experian credit score commercials ive seen have the wife negotiating the deal and getting great shit with the husband just staring with a "better do as she says" expression

we bare bears is so funny i thought it would be stupid but I really like it so far

Wearing sunglasses inside since my eyes are super dilated...I feel like one of those stars that everyone knows is hungover/high b/c they're wearing their shades to the red carpet at night lol