you know...snapchat live stories from around the world are so fucking cool. i learn so much and see that all these teens and young adults are just like me.

etsy charges 20 flippin cents per listing but doesn't tell you that until after it has encouraged you to post at least 10 listings >.>!!!!!

I DONT GET THE ROLL GOLD COMMERCIAL I DO NOOOOOTTTTT GET IIIIIITTTTTT

im a little disturbed by the largely tumblr mentality that I see where everyone says that parents should NEVER EVER look at kids' social media b/c it's their personal space

i cant believe. I caNNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT WAS THE SEASON FINALE ARE YOU SHITTING ME. IF THERE WAS SOMETHING EVEN ANGRIER THAN CAPS LOCK I WOULD BE USING IT

jjjjESUS wolfie is bad ass!!!!

idk what it is about working alone with hank but every time i do i royally fuck up somehow

sat down in wendys, was chased by a hornet every time i moved. eventually someone from behind the counter came out and got it. hes my hero

I can wear game tshirts to work so that's what my last paycheck is going to lol

I didn't realize I need to opt out of the Mines health insurance every year. I almost just let them charge me 800 dollars for nothing