I have a really manly urge to buy a propeller hat and a giant swirly lollipop and start walking around with my two front teeth sticking out.

Support me on GoFundMe: $BetterInvestmentThenHomelessness$

I will Plurk till I croak creamron.

Told someone “Maybe the real treasure are the friends we made along the way”

they blocked me.

Popped a Plurk before I twerk.

Something about people saying they’re bulking then they eat like two family size portions of fast food just irks me for some reason... can’t put my finger on it though.

Would you still love me if I was a Sea Slug?

Any of y'all hitting up the Mariana Trench any time soon? If so Pull Up to my home

Just found out about whispers.. Now I can Plurk all of my Digimon Collection to all my freaky Plurkers out there.

I feel like an old man trying to figure out how to use an iPhone on this app. I googled how to do stuff and I keep getting a guy with a very heavy Indian accent and calm guitar music playing in the background telling me how to Plurk.

It's my first Plurk... I'm so nervous