Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Something about people saying they’re bulking then they eat like two family size portions of fast food just irks me for some reason... can’t put my finger on it though.
I feel like an old man trying to figure out how to use an iPhone on this app. I googled how to do stuff and I keep getting a guy with a very heavy Indian accent and calm guitar music playing in the background telling me how to Plurk.