AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Imagine trying on pants at a store and there's a poop stain in them..?
To think there's people out there that think that Ovens cook better than Air Fryers...
My subconscious wants me to watch Bruce Almighty...
I am the coolest person I know
Told my boss “What if lateness isn’t failure, but rather a refusal to let urgency steal the meaning of my steps?”
I got fired.
I got fired.
Scratchin and sniffin like I’m a sticker
Always paranoid that a person I walk past is actually three gnomes in a trench coat..
Favorite pass time: being blamed for someone else’s incompetence!!🤪
My girlfriend left me for a barnacle...
Every time you lie an old lady is shot