AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
To the owner of the white sedan... you left your lights on. 
As the moon goes up and the Sun comes down, there is never a moment that I am not happy... therefore, I need someone to give me my happy ending if you’re pickin up what I’m puttin down.
If you say anything like “Hookline and sinker”, “Little Jokester” or even use the weather as an opening conversation statement.. you are officially an op and I WILL be pulling up.
I’m on my sugar, spice and everything nice ark. 
Man I would do numbers at the retirement home comedy club.
Been wondering.. what age is the cutoff to start making dad jokes? Like do I HAVE to be a dad or just old.
People that say "Yea bro I was eatin her ass last night!"
Have you stopped to think like dude.. You just ate poop..?
Have you stopped to think like dude.. You just ate poop..?
I am NOT toxic... So what I spew acid every once and a while.. GONNA LET THAT DECIDE WHO I AM?
What do you mean my town isn’t safe to walk around? So yeah all the buildings are barred and have an 8PM curfew WHAT DOES THAT MEAN