AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Fearless
Amazing
Talented
Astounding
Sincere
Stupendous
Amazing
Talented
Astounding
Sincere
Stupendous
I been working for 36 hours in this blazing sun and my bitch wife got the nerve to tell me to pick up milk on my way home.
Bitch I am the cow!
Bitch I am the cow!
Next R6 update: Attackers now need a permit to enter the building.
Wait.. where’d you get that piano?
I cook about as good as a sim with level one cooking
I hate when I can’t parry my house centipedes
I hate those moments where you’re walking towards somebody and then you both keep awkwardly trying to turn the same way so you just are shuffling in front of each other
Trying to think of something to complain about all the time gets hard..
Oh you’re a feminist?
Name every woman.
Name every woman.
Happy rainbow month to all my PRIDEFUL BADDIEZ 🤪