AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Ballistic Humiliation
If I turned into a woman supermodel for one day the first thing I would do is go to a mall and approach a group of awkward dudes, talk them up a lot and then once they like me, I’ll ask them who is the strongest and watch them all fight for me.
Always feels like people have the fantastic ability of calling when I’m angry at something
Fear is weakness hijacking your body’s cockpit
-Garbageman
-Garbageman
Word on the street is that your dad has a size 47 shoe..
I have a shed full of baddies
I am full of hatred and malice.
God js be makin ppl
What are you gonna do, go home to your family and I don't know be a loving father..?
PATHETIC
PATHETIC
Love those moments where your boss “asks” you to cover a shift 🤩🤩