AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Friendly reminder to never beef with an artist
Gotta love NJ parking 😍😍 
I am definitely gonna get scammed by AI in the next year or so.
Wife banging the neighbor? It’s Cortisol!
Jack the Ripper was called that because he rips ass a lot.
MrRummy steals my plurks... Don't listen to any of his lies. He's EVIL!!!
It’s morning. You just made a hot pot of coffee. You know? A train just broke through your fucking kitchen and you spilled the coffee and you’re fucking burning.
Relatable?
Relatable?
Your’re are dyslexic.
“DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?”
“..I HAVE NO IDEA”
“..I HAVE NO IDEA”
Big dogs named cute names are funny, I wanna have a son, have him be shredded and name him like Little Tikes or something idk