AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
If you wanna wish something evil upon someone, wish for them to be just the right amount of dehydrated so that they have a frustrating time in the restroom.
Konnichiwassup
I just hit a family of 4 with my Ford F-150 Raptor at 80MPH! Feeling blessed today
I’m 6ft stand on my money now I’m 6ft 🔥🍫
To think there’s constantly bugs crawling in the walls of your house 😅😊😊
Oh my god I figured it out... I’m gonna write a book about it.
20 years of my life and I still can only tie my shoes using bunny ears 😄
How do I unlock the ability to use 3rd person?
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What would you do if you walked up to a guy in a trench coat and three little people hopped out?
If you think you’re mysterious and edgy. Shut up please