remote email. Bah.

suddenly realizes what an ungodly intelligent person she is and how weirdly well educated in writing she is.

heads off to her training session.

misses her mojo.

sits with her little man for a while.

had achy cramps, sciatica, nausea and insomnia last night and dizziness this afternoon. Seriously. Bah.

's Gremlin is obviously thinking it's already a teenager.

lost all patience for the obnoxious whiners in her life who call just to complain and don't give a flying shit about her.

if plurking in third person somehow separates the "self" from the self's actions implying a lack of responsibility for said actions.

believes that Martha Stewart is a special sort of evil and a total waste of oxygen.