Yes. Good. This is good.

OHMFUCKINGGODANOTHERONE

(SCREAMING AND SOBBING)

It always seems that people that spend large amounts of time on the internet, also have cats.

I feel like the villain from a cheesey Disney movie or something.

............. I leave for a few minutes.
To watch some Vlogbrothers...
And I come back to this?

So... I so did not just wake up...

... 359 plurks... Yeahno.

HURTS TO EAT A FUCKING POP TART.

(grabs down pillow and unicorn before crawling into pillow fort, crying, ad closing the door)