Intro post: (WIP) 
 
     
        Incelena epilogue birthoween au.
1. Obvs they went out to eat the day before. Bill even wore a clean dress shirt, and sold enough shit on eBay to buy a decent present.
2.Bitches the entire time he passes out candy to kids.
3. Nitpicks and bullies children for their costumes
4. Bill is scared when 12am hits. Lena is now on the prowl
    
     
        I’m gonna try to sleep for another hour then imma get up. I think I’ll just do some simple vampire makeup
    
     
        I’m clawdeen. My aunt was Frankie
    
      
 here’s me Halloween 2011
    
     
   
        Happy birthday to Willow Smith, Vanilla Ice, and John Candy
Unhappy birthday to: Christopher Columbus and Rob Schneider
    
      
        It’s been a long day of being a full fleshed adult. Today, I paid taxes for fun, got laid off, divorced my wife, and drank while watching Sunday night football
    
     
        I’m 21. If bill were real, he’d be asking me to let him drink rn
    
      
 Billie.....