Cat's dead. Sister's crying. I guess it wasn't so cute to get him in the habit of sitting on the back step, huh?

[CaH] "_ has been in the Armstrong family for generations!"

Learned today that a co-worker is just getting into LoL.

Can I have another day of weekend?

Awake. Sort of.

Do I have the touch of death? It seems like every character from Donatello's intro month he has talked to has dropped.

Yes, Doc, I refused to run a sample when I didn't know whose urine it was. You don't have to get wierdly passive-aggressive when you bring me add-ons from now on.

Being clinical staff is the art of doing what the doctor wants despite the doctor's best efforts.

Dear coworker: maybe stop talking about all the bad reviews our practice has gotten when a patient is in the room, you FUCKWIT.

Bandwagon time! If you could get me to play one character from your canon, who would it be? Bonus points for why.