The Mayan storm passes...

Totally forgot about #Plurk. It's been over 2 years. I was wondering where the DPN went!

#lessonsfroma3yrold You're supposed to kiss the mistletoe, not under it & the alphabet is more fun with W's scattered throughout

I thought the Notre Dame loophole accounted for when it fell nowhere within the BCS top 25. Guess I misunderstood...

ok...how did Evie just type in Spanish on my iPod!?!

Lifting the drilling ban - Does that mean that the current admin will claim jobs created too?

Oh Disney...all these PIN codes are killing me! (sniff sniff)

OK, I need a beer. Somebody please send me one. And not one of those stupid virtual Facebook beers! Thank you, that is all. #mmmmbeer

I wonder if Children's Hospital give a pain and suffering discount. No eating/drinking before appt for a 3 yr old?!?

Buy my house! Only $50K! ping.fm/UkcHi