Delighted to say I saw Kim Clijsters play at Wimbledon last year... great ass!

I love playing golf but hate watching it on tv! 1, it's so relaxing it's puts me to sleep & 2, the pros just remind me how crap I am at golf

Mrs O'D is still angry that I woke her up for sex this morning. She should blame her vagina, if she didn't have one I wouldn't have woke her

Stay in school kids

Just heard Gerard Butler's OIrish accent in P.S. I love you... Fuck me that was so bad I think I have ear cancer now

How come people who hear voices in their head never get told to be nice to people? It's always "Burn this" or "Kill that".

just got home

the footie was better tonight

Just saw a few pics on Facebook of a girl I went to school with... She used to be so sexy now she's rougher than a cat's tongue

It doesn't snow