Ireland beat Italy tomorrow
I got dumped years ago by a girl who said she needed to focus on her career... she worked in a travel agents
I have dumped a girl for having tiny boobs. C'mon... they were As I have bigger titties than tha
It might surprise you... but I do lots of charity work. Granted, I only do it to meet sexy girls but it's still raising money for spastics
Person of the Week: the boss-eyed girl on the train yesterday who spent 25 minutes talking bollocks