I'm gonna sing The Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom do DOOM...

Even the worst day is brightened a bit by chocolate chip cookies warm from the oven.

Work was going pretty well today...until it turned into a super-crapfest. I just want something to work right...

Gotta say it: Hooray for "A Charlie Brown Christmas"!

My code is crashing, probably due to a UMR or going out of bounds, but I cannot find it anywhere. It baffles me.

I am not liking the direction of this sore throat and stuffed nose. No sir, I don't like it.

Before I forget, a Happy New Year to all our Islamic friends!

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.

Yesterday was an awful day. How about we make today a good one, eh Universe?