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Fortran
@Fortran
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Alexandria, VA, United States
I am a theoretical chemist. Jealous?
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Anyone remember what level of Hell is reserved for architects who put the main entrance of their buildings on the North side?
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Kinda bummed that "Stargate Universe" was canceled. This season was a big improvement and the show was getting quite good.
Fortran
says
14 years ago
I intend to infest your planet with genetically-engineered, door-to-door insurance salesmen. #sq2
Fortran
says
14 years ago
This time next week I'll be in CO with
filmgirl
and the parents. Hooray!
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Just reset my Twitter password due to Gawker hack and revoked all my OAuths. Do I need to change Facebook password as well?
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Last night, I put my scraper-brush near the door because I knew it'd be snowing today. Guess what I forgot to grab on my way out to work?
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Days before I take a trip, my old bought-on-Craigslist Sony Reader has died. RIP, old girl. Now seriously thinking about a Kindle...
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Just a friendly reminder, folks, to check your tire pressure. As the temp falls, the pressure falls too, so more air may need to be added!
Fortran
says
14 years ago
Before 5 o'clock and I'm in my comfy clothes at home. Start of a good weekend in my mind.
Fortran
says
14 years ago
The FIA is
*finally*
dropping the absurd team orders ban. About time.
ping.fm/GykbD
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