Kiddo playing with her straw cup to figure out how it works:

Hat go on foot durr

Kiddo discovers tomato sauce.

I just realized. There are people who weren't alive at the turn of the century who are adults now. Way to feel old.

Kiddo just legit said “daddy”.

Got around to playing Undertale. (Minimal spoilers)

For fuck's sake child.

Another classic kiddo staple: Cheerios!

Well, that sure was a Lugia with perfect IVs I caught. On draconic's phone.