Today on life with kiddo: “Oh no, my tongue is so tonguey!”
Kiddo, you still need work on the meaning of “done.”
Her: (At a breakfast restaurant, over a mostly empty bowl of fruit) Now I’m done with my fruit! Now I’m done with my fruit!
Me: Okay, I’ll eat the rest of it. gently starts moving the bowl
Her: Hey, that’s MY fruit! takes it back, continues eating
Her: (At a breakfast restaurant, over a mostly empty bowl of fruit) Now I’m done with my fruit! Now I’m done with my fruit!
Me: Okay, I’ll eat the rest of it. gently starts moving the bowl
Her: Hey, that’s MY fruit! takes it back, continues eating
Today on life with kiddo:
Kiddo: bites a hole out of a middle of her slice of pizza
Kiddo: Hey, who took out the crust?
Me: Did you?
Kiddo: smiles Mm-hmm!
Repeat.
Kiddo: bites a hole out of a middle of her slice of pizza
Kiddo: Hey, who took out the crust?
Me: Did you?
Kiddo: smiles Mm-hmm!
Repeat.
Today on reasons why I like where I work: We just had our “everybody in the company” staff meeting, and the culinary team makes box lunches to distribute so the cafeterias don’t get mobbed by everyone going to them at once. Today’s boxed lunch included a lemon custard tart.
This is kind of old but I just discovered this and it’s amazing and I had to share: 
ASGORE Orchestral Suite - Undertale Remix
ASGORE Orchestral Suite - Undertale Remix
Just had a realization about comparative generational experience and now I feel old.
Biggest personal highlight of last night: We have FINALLY managed to rid ourselves of Scott Walker.
[FFXIV/kiddo] Kiddo's taken to watching draconic play sometimes and wants to direct the action!
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