Eyp, its been a long time

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.

Being a man is hard. Not complaining. It just too hard

why we fall?
To learn how to pickup ourselves back up again

If someone is in trouble, it's only natural to help them.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.