Erectile Dysfunction Phở/Cuss group. That is all.

Steakholder Relationship Management (SRM) enables the steak to exchange information with the steakholder and remain juicy and/or tasty.

No matter how new you think your keyboard is, it's still not a good idea to turn it upside down and shake to clean it. Just don't.

$5 is all it costs to eat your forearm's worth in sandwich. God bless America.

"This petty bullshit is the foundation of our workplace"

Saw a man walking into my building with shorts, white sneakers & long socks, dragging a whole carton of orange juice behind him, defeated.

Wanted: your basement to hide from everything in. Will accept shed or lean-to if available.

First day at the new job. Sitting with a nice big white three ring binder. Yay!

Just spent 15 minutes in bizarro land having arrived too early at Columbia mall... Zombies everywhere...

The Last Day (at work). Should have worn a funny hat.