* Kunwary dictionary ako...
Sigurado kahit saang page mo tingnan...
Hindi mo ako mahahanap...
Wala naman kasi akong meaning sayo!

* Kung may nagtanong sayo na:
"kumain ka na ba?"
Ang pinaka nice na sagot dyan ay...
"di pa eh, gusto ko kasi matikman ka muna!"

* Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng nanay ko.
Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo eh!

haahahaaha patawa karma ko . .

“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo…

boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot )

"Why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find
the right words to tell them?"

Happiness is to love and to be loved.

"Love can make you do things that you never thought possible".

i hate you