HOLY CRAP... i lost a fan... well, for all of you left... I <3 U

spends another day washing his weekly skin, admiring each wrinkle and coffee stain. they all tell a story

OOOH, my fan-base is increasing exponentially... next .... THE WORLD!!!!

believes that the repercussions of accidentally swallowing a d4 become very evident in 24 hrs or less.....

alleviation of boredom

to know who wants to hear something REALLY REALLY BAD.... i'm a bad person.... and i REALLY want to share....

so, my reflection was harassing me the other day... what a jerk... now i need a new mirror... and my many reflections are broke (pun)... lol

found part of a cheeto in the couch and named it Paddy... Paddy the Cheeto!

tired of playing this game... how do you win? how do you score points? ... its all so... ... meh...

be careful not to plurk yourself in half... it can happen