http://i.gyazo.com/ef0d0a838f9ae340c63c9b6dc482d895.png I usually have two tattoo layers on that look like hair and eyebrows. I look like someone with alopecia wearing a wig at a rakish angle.

My throat full of glass shards has bloomed into a beautiful debilitating cold!

I can't sleep, because my throat pain wakes me up, and I can't really breathe easily through either passage.

Yo, kill me. My tonsils feel the size of golf balls.

I will make the person who invents a painkiller that works on the physical pain that emotions cause a very rich person, indeed.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/bf20eb0c63f52bb32364ed1e0d8a4e3f/tumblr_n6eliw3FE71qzkjr0o1_1280.jpg I am slowly becoming the plurk opossum lady.

TillHapmouche I'm pretty sure you've seen this, but I had to make absolutely sure. https://33.media.tumblr.com/7b1c49acc17e645f314c0703ae6049fa/tumblr_ne45nsbTrg1r79yz9o1_500.jpg

GUYS. Please do this. http://i.gyazo.com/65647596a425f1d8400d1fc5265a082b.png Obviously, you can cut out the calculator part and just google it like that, but please, please, show me your image.

Fun terrifying psychology facts: http://i.gyazo.com/55bec10d50374c3445ce379c10feaa8f.png

Funerary goals: http://i.gyazo.com/6f38b4cee361900165661976352d9bbd.png