Guys I got laughed at by my aunt when I almost pissed myself cuz I was gonna get in the shower and saw a spider in ther I made her kill it but it scared the ever living shit outta me and she made fun of me for that

I love telling people I'm gonna send tommy after them as a threat (he's fast as shit, holds school record for middle school mile time at my school, runs a five min mile)

Okay chat the reason I exploded when non called tommy an irl oomf of mine was because I was in major denial and remembering that he dumped this girl and that reminded me of when his friend told him to ask me out and then at lunch that day I heard him say he would have asked me out but he had a girlfriend and I was hoping he'd ask me out cuz she's gone now

Alright guys imma wear the Pete to cat costume to school tomorrow since we don't have school on Fridays how we feelin

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I want my first car to be a dodge 1960 phoenix so bad

Oh my god I'm actually gonna cry I won't talk to him for like three months straight cuz I only see him in hallways and I usually talk to him at practice but practice is over ugh

"Robert, its pissing me off."

Gods bless the dinosaurs
Forever in our hearts
Gone but never forgotten💔

OKAY LAFFY IWC ON THIS POST THERE'S HELLUVA BOSS SPOILERS

OHHHH LAFFYS GONNA HAVE TO WITNESS THE BLITZ AND STOLAS BREAKUP.....