making voodoo dolls. Can I borrow some of your hair?

old macdonald had tourettes, e-i e-i cunt...

telepathically cleaning my house! ...So if you're really nice to me, maybe I'll "think" about cleaning yours too!

decided to burn some calories today so I set a fat kid on fire

just bought a racehorse called "my face" so she can listen to everyone shout "Come on My Face"

allergic to alcohol...she breaks out in handcuffs, felonies, and misdemeanors

standing right behind you.....haha, made you look

really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship her

covering myself with gravy..... no special reason, I just made too much & hate to waste it