Anxiety: You have to call almost 400 people who owe money to the school you work at
Reality: No one answers their phone

Bad Guys as a series is doing me specifically dirty by having a big beautiful strong funny woman but making her a member of the LAPD (I saw Bad Guys 2, its good)

Jesus christ I just nearly got struck by lightening. I was at an outside picnic table eating lunch when a bolt came down so close it set off car alarms across the street

Argh I'm very tired and that means the dread is trying to creep back up on me- come chat with me plurk! What are some good things happening lately? Something you're excited about?

[writing] Current main project word counts:

Bloody Terrible: 95,218
Molly Fae: 27,596
Ethel was Alone: 18,506
Morality Pet part 1: 12,449

[Viddles with Vic] Baked Italian chicken with gorgonzola polenta and arugula salad with balsamic vinaigrette

I have a weird ability to accurately predict the plots of bad media by joking about the dumbest thing that could happen and its become a weird litmus test of if something is going to be bad. If it happens once it will inevitably happen again

Aaaaaughh I tossed and turned all night after having a stomachache all day I do not like the prospects on today

Custom Jeeps I have seen around town:

Shrek
Supernatural
Joker

[Food/cooking] We picked up a very promising cookbook over the weekend but shoutout to this one. We love the detail thank you Dede T. Slappey and your whole doves with unmeasured seasoning