Just ordered taco bell at the drive thru... on foot

Me and my fedora are tired of this shit

On a dating site, looking at girls, keep thinking "Wow, she's too pretty she wouldn't like me", all time low.

Soooouuuuup

That awkward moment when your coworkers congratulate you on the girlfriend they thought you had, but in fact don't.

Lesbian Achievement Unlocked: Acquired First Plaid Shirt!

I love when a customer feels the need to point out they were a customer of the company before I was born.

Skyped with my baby sis ;~;

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CALNUS NOW YOUR BRAKES TOO?!

If I could write a fic for NaNoWriMo, I'd be done already. Proofing a DateSana fic and its past 80K words already OTL