Hear me! for i am such and such a person. Above all, do not mistake me for someone else.

I'am so hot!, hot enough to burn you

I'm
such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them...

I don't really trust men who claim they are not interested in porn

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Always be yourself, unless you suck i^^