"After (M)onday and (T)eusday.. Even the week says WTF. (W)ednesday, (T)hursday, (F)riday)

I like watah! Watah is goot fo' mah selves.. WOO!

I like ice cream, cherry pie, and lemonade.. with summer breezes..

Looking up recipes for a class.. There's some really good-looking stuff.. Grilled Camembert Sandwich.. Bacon and Potato Soup.. Shiitake Mush

Having everything in Japanese is so calming.. Maybe because if there's bad words, they're not screaming at me in stupid American words lolz.

Would it be okay with everyone if I just died? Every time i try to stand up for myself when Jake teases me I hack into a coughing fit and my

I sincerely wonder what exactly it would've felt like to be a belt on Micheal Jackson when he danced.. I suppose there'd be a lot of grabbin

"Are you gonna wear that?" "Wear what?" "That man bag." "It's not a man bag, it's a satchel. Indianna Jones had one." -The Hangover. Gr8 PIC

Me leggies hurty!! My upper thighs are so sore that I walk funny, and don't make fun of me, cuz it was from working out. At the gym.

I fricken love foreign rock. Holy crap....