bro last night was a beer

having an unbelievably terrible time at work this entire week and today i almost got severly injured so im quitting with no job lined up idgaf!!!

ive genuinely had such halloween spirit this month i am so excited to dress and up and watch scary movies with ppl

dip me in a large vat of honey mustard

the geese album is so good fuck you cameron winter

manager told me that the company has been interviewing people for a temp position but has no plans to actually hire anyone

loudly exclaiming in public im really high rn and im a crisis actor waiting for the crisis to happen!

whats everyones fav movie/ movie recommendation ??? i want to watch a million billion movies

my boss has cameras all over the inside of the warehouse i work in and apparently gps trackers and SUPPOSEDLY microphones inside the work trucks like bro is this 1984?

actually if you crawl on all fours through the rain you wont get wet at all