water stuck deep in my ear i think ill blow up

whys everything cost 5$ now

okay i think its time to crash out

theres nothing that motivates me to apply to jobs more than working a job i dont wanna work at

opened an arizona and a fly flew into it after 2 sips im killing myself

think i just locked myself out of my childhood xbox 360 account 🫠

i went to the bitch!

PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET ZOHRAN MAMDANI WIN THIS ELECTION

everyday i wake up and accidentally burn my bagel