Shmoozie
@Shmoozie
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the caves, United States
spongebob enthusiast
patrick star lover
squidward sympathiser

extremely dangerous
kill on sight
Shmoozie
3 months ago 1
like vapes are actually so embarrassing
Shmoozie
3 months ago
been haunted with nightmares the past month and a half
Shmoozie
3 months ago 2
first day at new job im already thinking of quitting
Shmoozie
3 months ago
just heard a fratbro type guy at the beach yell “CLAP OR YOURE GONNA BE HOMELESS”
Shmoozie
3 months ago 2
bouta go buy a bucket full of matchbooks from the 70s off fb marketplace for $5 cuz why not
Shmoozie
3 months ago 2
https://images.plurk.com/4HIr2Af97EF7ZBjd9TdHMe.png had an interview for this place last week, guy tells me i got the job and just needs to do a background check and will call me monday, never calls but sends the first message yesterday and i didnt see till today, now they wont respond at all even after i called them, wtf do i do
Shmoozie
3 months ago 1
i love having cash cause it doesnt count as real money
Shmoozie
3 months ago 3 @Edit 3 months ago
i mix up robert de niro and al pacino so much
Shmoozie
3 months ago
watching the godfather and realizing it is actually that good
Shmoozie
3 months ago 3
lady at the beach blasting tiktoks and letting her unleashed dog roam (WHERE NO DOGS ARE ALLOWED)