the wall called me fag :[

for every lie you plurk, a MrRummy loses his boobs

what do you do when your shoe flies off your foot on a ride and conveniently does a triple summersault and smacks a beer out of a raging drunk man's hand that now starts yelling slurs at you? asking for a friend...

there's a man outside my house and he's plurking, I'm scared

Watch out for the unseen mamma mia...

don't come to skool tomorrow, I might plurk a bitch....

gay mailman

brain implosion, energy! 10,000 grams of pure caffeine 'cause you can't overthink if your heart stops!

so tired of could eat a snores very loudly

sometimes I dream about colors and they scream their names at me