Did this meme on FB and everyone’s replying “red” because either they think I’m a lot quieter, more chill, and way less uncomfortable around people than I actually am -
So for the man who doesn’t collect anything or have any hobbies or watch media, and keeps buying his own goddamn stuff before I can snag it for gifts: I saved up an unreasonable amount of money and hired Brent Spiner to wish my husband a happy birthday.