haven't plurk in a minute going to kill myself

With one paw on the counter, he put the other on his hip, leaning back to show off the stripes on his lower stomach. “Names Hank,” he said, tracing the spikes on musclebound clerk’s shell with his eyes. “Hank Fagg.” “Bowser,” said the clerk, “Welcome to NAPA autoparts.”

A Jane Austen love story about a retarded guy and a wheelchair girl called Dense and Disability

When u tryna meet a real New York City typa bitch ✔️ Italian ✔️ retarded ✔️ loud as shit ✔️ cigarette ✔️ look pregnant but it's edema

(saluting black guy on the street) permission to use the n word SIR!!

A woman without a penis is like an angel without it’s wings.

Shout out to all my fellow plurkers

I dunno why I even bother finding movies to watch I should just kill myself

Rocky and bullwinkel but it’s about an Italian guy that lets a Jewish guy fuck his wife