my dog just accidentally landed full force on my face from a running leap. I believe the words I am looking for are: FUCKING HELL OWWWWW.

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just got back from sheltering from a tornado. It went the other way, but that was still... a new experience.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/935934_537899692934432_2034728740_n.jpg

This week's column for the paper: truly puzzled.

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/trib.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/d/5a/d5af709a-8fd0-502a-9af0-dced3a0a60bc/51b2970e16ef6.preview-620.jpg Fox kit comforts its mum after she has a fight with a badger in Yellowstone park. Because there can never be too much cute.

this week's column - a farewell to my brolly.

assuming everyone in the world doesn't know this already: typing "atari breakout" in google images is rather fun.

just had to turn down a hamburger pot luck grill because my editor bought us all pizza. Do these people not know I'm trying to diet?