"LOOOOOOOOOL" "Oh, so you're laughing out out out out out out out out out loud?"

Sometimes people say or do things to try & bring you down, but all it really does is make you more determined than ever. If they only knew..

I don't know how anybody gets attacked by sharks... As soon as I heard that first, "Dun, Dun", I'd be out of there so fucking quick.

I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and I’m over it.

I didn't say you were a slut... I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.

I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask 'would you like a table?' Nawww , I want the damn floor...

Confidence is contagious, and so is lack of confidence.

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop.

It all comes down to the last person you think at night. That's where your heart is.