7 cops raided my house this morning looking for my former roommate.

Some one threw out my hangover juice AND my pineapple fruit cup. I will get my own apartment. I will get my own apartment. I wil

A man from a company we regularly advertise with showed up at our door with a buttercream cake that looked like a giant hamburger

time to lug 6 bags of fajita steak to the 3rd floor.

I'm the type of gal who listens to Sade's "Smooth Operater" on the way to work and loves it's charming early 90's world quality.

it's time to smoke some grass and watch bootleg dvds of Daria.

Which one of you little photogrofarts has a Flickr account?

just got a free copy of spin magazine and it appears to be about awkward lanky men who wear their hair in their face.

#microblogs ping.fm/uiMDJ This man took pictures of himself every day for 17 years, and it will make you feel dirty inside.

Seth Rogen is the dreamiest heavyset Jew she's ever seen...but she remains a lesbian.