where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

coffee number three : Eight O'clock French roast beans

Firefox to Phone extension on the desk, Chrome to Phone app on the #android

never did get that nap. o_O

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

Oh, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

is turning off location-based services for a couple of days to see what quits working.

Running the "clean" cycle on the washer. #bitchen!

is headed for the evil, giant, discount department store

your (happy) dreams will come true.