bikerroger
@bikerroger
male Earls Barton, Great Britain (UK)
i live alone with my 3 cats,widget,bridget and milly. i like classic m/bikes,music,my pc,photography, writing poetry.been divorced 10 years,no luck finding a nice [or naughty]lady.
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a convict in a electric chair, the warden asks any last requests?. yes said the convict would you hold my hand.
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i,m really unlucky,i had a kidney transplant from a bedwetter.
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needed to get fit, ran 5miles a day for 2 weeks,i feel better but i,m 70 miles from home
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took a chinese girl back to my place , when she asked me what i wanted i said a 69, no way i,m not cooking this time of night.
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an old couple won the lottery,the woman said we could get married now,the man said don,t be silly who would have us.
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spiderman can,t get out of bath by himself.
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teacher: name two crustacians, kings-cross, charing-cross.
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last night i played scrabble with my girl,got aroused 7 letters.
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what do you call a shed full of nuns? a virgin megastore.
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got the dictionary looked up paranoid, it said what the f;;k do you want to know for.